Mexico Expat Annoyances

What’s it like living in Mexico?

Generally: absolutely awesome. I’d choose to live here over the USA any day of the week (especially after the most recent election).

BUT (and there’s always a but) it’s completely facetious to pretend like I’m living in some kind of perfect utopia. That’s just not true.

While the pros of living in Mexico vastly outweigh the cons, at least for me, I’m certainly not suggesting that there aren’t any negatives to expat life in Mexico.

Unfortunately, any time I write MY OPINION about the perceived downsides of a place (like in this piece about Thailand, or this one about Brazil) I get a deluge of horrible emails and comments telling me what an entitled little b*tch I am (99.99% of the time from seemingly misogynistic grumpy old men). That’s just too bad, because I’m not going to play little Suzie Sunshine and I’m going to continue sharing my experience of ALL aspects of a place – not just the positives.

So, without further ado…

Here’s the negative aspects of what it is like to live in Mexico, the few minor (and not so minor) annoyances that bother me about expat life in Mexico.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: The noise.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Noise

All-night raging parties seem to be the norm, even in “family” neighborhoods. Your buttoned-up 45 year old bank manager neighbor will throw frat-style parties that would make even your hard-partying Pi Kappa Alpha brother shake his head in embarrassment, while this guy’s seven year old daughter is booty-dancing next to bros taking tequila shots… until 4 in the morning or later (or should I say, earlier?).

If you ask your neighbors to turn down the music because you work your exhausted ass off, and you can’t sleep because your windows are shaking 4 houses down – they’ll just shrug their shoulders and say, “But I’m having a party” like that’s some kind of understandable excuse for being kept up all night by what feels like a rock band in your living room.

It doesn’t matter if you pay twice as much to live in a “family” neighborhood, with strict rules including supposedly enforceable quiet hours, and silent hours, because…

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: “Security” and cops don’t do shit.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Useless Security

Your neighborhood (fraccionamiento/cluster) or apartment building most likely has security (a word I use VERY loosely). They do pretty much nothing aside from announce the arrival of the pizza guy (and that’s only if you’re lucky) and hassle the maids.

But take heart. Even though your neighbors will party their asses off while you’re just trying to catch a few ZZZs before you head back to work, by calling the police and filing a report to the neighborhood office, you’ll at least make sure the party animals get smacked with a fine, to the tune of 5000-20000 pesos ($250-1000USD) for disrupting the peace and violating the rules.

The “filing a report with the neighborhood/building office” aspect of the above equation is ESSENTIAL because, again, the cops and the security don’t do shit. The only one with apparent authority is the office, because they’ve got the ability to dish out fines. No one gives a shit about neighborhood peace, but they don’t like having their parking permit revoked until they fork over hundreds of dollars.

Don’t get too cocky, though, because that lesson is soon forgotten, and there’ll be more surround sound speakers plopped on the lawn blasting musica norteña loud enough to rattle your doors until the sun comes up.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Classism.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Classism

While employing a maid is a common practice I won’t disagree with and actually really really enjoy (we have a cleaning lady come once a week, pay her a very fair wage, and it is AMAZING because I am horrible at cleaning), the way most people treat their maids is… gross. More like slaves and second class citizens than employees who provide an absolutely phenomenal service.

Many people make their maid wear a uniform (that either looks a bit like hospital scrubs or a bit too close to the French maid stereotype), use a separate entrance, and sometimes even a separate bathroom. A common way to refer to a maid is NOT by her name, but as “muchacha”, which roughly translates to “girl”… regardless of how old she is.

People who clean public spaces (like parks) also wear a uniform, typically bright colored and seemingly not very weather-aware (guys cleaning in the heat of summer are wearing thick canvas bodysuits).

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Water is not a guarantee.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Water Instability

In Mexico City, we lost water for almost a day. Not so bad, until the water came back on, and we realized an hour into a movie that the sink faucet had been left open… flooding our ENTIRE apartment.

In Puebla, we lost it for almost a month. (In Rio we lost it for over a week when we lived in a 4th story walkup, and that’s a story from hell I won’t go into here. But it involves lugging water jugs up a ridiculous number of stairs).

One day, shortly after coming back from our wedding, the water pump at our house was constantly whizzing. We called our amazing handyman-on-speedial, and he popped over to help out. He brought me to the front driveway, lifted up a hatch (a la Lost), and showed me a huge empty tank.


Apparently, water stoppages are common enough that many houses in planned communities will at least have a big tank underneath your driveway, which ends up costing about $30USD a week to keep water running through your pipes. Unless you check your tank by lifting up the hatch every day, you won’t know when the water is out. When you need a refill, you call up your water-guy-on-speedial (as you do), and ask him to come by when he can.

I don’t know if you’ve ever been without water for more than a few hours – but it’s not nice. I like showers. I like clean dishes. And going without water sure as hell made me more appreciative of this amazing resource I used to take for granted.

UPDATE: We now only receive water into our tank from the city 3 days a week (Monday, Wednesday, Friday) and at extremely variable times (sometimes 8am, sometimes 9pm, welcome to Mexico). We’ve got to budget accordingly and make sure Sunday isn’t both a sweaty exercise day (requiring hair washing) AND laundry day… lest we wake up on Monday without water to wash our hands, let alone take a pre-work shower (which apparently IS a thing, and an essential one, according to my husband at least).

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Gas isn’t certain either.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Gas Questions

Apparently there aren’t citywide gas lines. Each house (or apartment building) has a big gas tank. We had no idea until we ran out of gas to cook breakfast one morning (thanks, landlord), as in Mexico City we had a gas meter and received a gas line directly into our apartment.

Now, when you figure out that you’ve run out of a gas, you call your gas guy, who sends two 14-year olds (and that’s being generous) to throw a ladder against your exterior wall, while one shimmies up two stories onto your roof, the other tosses the gas hose, and they fill up your tank.

There’s no way to check the gas level from downstairs, or anywhere in the house, aside from the mostly-inaccessible roof. So, you don’t know you’re low until your water heater shuts off or your stovetop won’t light up to wilt your spinach in the morning.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Internet instability.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Internet Problems

We pay a pretty penny (for Mexico) for reliable, high speed internet. Actually, that needs quotes. “Reliable”, high speed internet.

We’d been having a pretty healthy no-problem streak with our internet (HALLELUJAH, one thing that isn’t a complete headache), when we jinxed it by commenting how awesome it is not to have to deal with that, too.

And then the internet just stopped.

My husband spent hours on the phone with technicians, who eventually told us they’d send someone to take a look…

In FIVE business days (which worked out to be a little over a week, with a holiday that Monday).

It didn’t matter that he explained I work from home, that we don’t want to pay for over a week of service that we’re not getting (yep, we’d be expected to continue paying the full price for a full month, when we wouldn’t be receiving at least 1/4th of that), that over a week without Netflix is basically torture (hehe that one’s a bit dramatic). The customer service rep plead basic business bureaucracy, a 5 business day wait is the policy for broken internet, deal with it. A few more pointless phone calls later, and we’d given up and resigned ourselves to getting our projects done at a nearby coffee shop…

when lo and behold, a real Sabbath miracle: the internet popped back on.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Opening a bank account is a full-day ordeal.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Bank Bureaucracy

It took us almost 5 hours to open a bank account. That’s also the supposed fast track, for a “luxury” bank account at a place called Santander Select.

5 hours from the time we arrived at the bank and started the process, until we left the building. (Goddamn I was HANGRY by the time we left)

And that’s arriving with all the proper paperwork prepared, all the correct visas and documents and whatever other bullshit they might need. What they actually needed: proof of the current working position, immigration information (visa, etc), passport, and current banking information in Mexico.

Bring a book. I can’t complain, because while it requires 5 extremely unnecessary hours of bullshit, with that bank account they give you a Priority Pass (cue angels singing and a shaft of light descending from heaven), which has revolutionized our flying style.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Delivery dates are… suggestions at best.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Delivery Issues

When you move into a big empty house, the first thing you want to do is get furniture. So you can, ya know, sit and eat and sleep and feel like a human being again after moving your whole life from one city to a new one.

We planned ahead, knowing Mexico by then, and bought our furniture weeks before our move-in date. We had all of the purchase orders include the delivery date in writing. All of the store salesmen PROMISED that the furniture would arrive on or before that date.

Not one thing arrived on time.

Not. One.

Not the fridge, the couch, the bed, on and on and on. We didn’t get our bed until my husband started protesting in person at Sears, and even that didn’t help until he donned a shirt that proclaimed Sears as providing the worst service in the world. The bed arrived just two days later.

My Husband Wearing a Sears Has the Worst Service in the World Shirt

(Update for anyone moving to Mexico: Avoid Sears, Liverpool, and Palacio de Hierro delivery. For some reason, lower-end Dico was the ONLY furniture place to ever eventually show up on time)

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Traffic is insane.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Traffic

Somehow, we’ve chosen 3 of the most traffic-heavy cities to live in, one right after another (Bangkok, Rio de Janeiro, Mexico City). While Mexico City is in a league of its own, you’ll still encounter intense traffic in any of the bigger cities during rush hour (and also sometimes Saturday afternoon, at least in Puebla. no idea why). It’s not all predictable, though. Random roads will be shut at random times, or 3 lane highways will be taken down to one so that a bit of painting can get done… during one of the busiest times of the week. We were once stuck on the road from Mexico City to Puebla (which usually takes an hour and a half) for FIVE HOURS. In the middle of the night. No rhyme or reason to it.

While the traffic is somewhat unpredictable, we still plan any and all outings to avoid traffic-heavy time periods, because we don’t exactly enjoy sitting in stand-still traffic for hours on end, breathing in fumes and burning up fossil fuel.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Crime happens.

Downside of Expat Life in Mexico: Crime

But it happens EVERYWHERE in the world.

If I had a dollar for every time someone responded to learning I live in Mexico with, “Mexico is dangerous” or “Mexico is not safe”, like they’re the utmost authority on Mexico when they spent a week in Cabo twelve years ago… I’d be a millionaire retiring on the beaches of Tulum instead of stationed in nice (but boring) suburbia.

There’s way less violent crime – especially against foreigners and people uninvolved in drugs – than the media would like you to believe, thought it still exists.

For the most part there’s just a bunch of petty crime. There’s a ton of pickpocketing and stealing. If you leave your car parked in the street, chances are you’ll come back to it in the morning and be unable to drive off because someone has snatched your tires. Seriously.

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  1. June 13, 2017 / 2:25 pm

    Yep… I’m French, formerly living in Merida, Yucatan, Mexico and now on Holbox island, Quintana Roo. Same, same… and not different, unfortunately (except for traffic jams, there are no cars on the island! 😉
    I smile reading your post, at least that’s that, but obvisouly don’t when everything you said happens… It really is something to get used to to stop being bothered by it and at the same time, I truly don’t want to get used to it because it is SO annoying that they should try and change it for the best.
    But, hey, you’re in Mexico, they say…


    • June 15, 2017 / 8:19 am

      I think there are pros and cons to every possible home location in the world… but so rarely do I read the negative side of expat life in Mexico, which is why I wanted to share. Some things are very annoying and very easily fixed (gas meters not on the roof, for example).

      I agree completely, it is SO annoying and they should try and change it for the better. Many parts of Mexico are VERY modern, yet some strange aspects lag so far behind.

    • Laura
      November 9, 2017 / 6:03 pm

      Hey! Seriously considering Merida as my retirement landing zone. What were your thoughts and opinions of the place? Thanks!

      • November 10, 2017 / 7:55 am

        Hi Laura! I’ve actually never been to Merida. In Mexico, I’ve lived in Mexico City and Puebla, and visited Puerto Vallarta, Oaxaca, Cancun, Playa del Carmen, Isla Mujeres, and Chetumal only so far. Unfortunately, I’ve traveled much more internationally than domestically since living here, something I hope to change in 2018!

  2. July 1, 2017 / 4:05 pm

    Thank you for taking the time to this South American enlightenment. I am a black guy from the Uk here. I am considering relocating to any south American country. Any candid advice would be very help, i have listed my criteria below ;
    Hospitality, friendship, safety and job…
    Nothing is 100% in life.. If i can get 65%, i am good to go.
    Thanks in anticipation.

    • July 3, 2017 / 8:11 am

      Hi Dale!
      I think one of the most essential aspects of any South American move would be learning the language. Are you down for that? While Rio de Janeiro wasn’t for me (especially as a very foreign-looking woman), I think it’s a great place to live for a single guy (my husband agrees). Fun, friendly people and of course those gorgeous beaches.
      I’ve written about the downsides of South American living here, and the upsides of Rio de Janeiro here.
      The best advice I can give you is to of course visit first. Everyone’s opinions and priorities are different. In Rio, you will NEED to learn Portuguese, but in almost any South American city you’d need to learn Spanish. Wages tend to be lower in South America (even compared to the lower cost of living), so maybe finding a job (or a few jobs) would be step 1, helping you narrow down potential locations.

      Best of luck and please let me know if I can help in any way!

  3. Rhonda
    October 9, 2017 / 1:01 pm

    This was helpful. Thank you.

    • October 10, 2017 / 8:08 pm

      You’re so welcome! 🙂 Glad I could help!

  4. Scott
    December 22, 2017 / 3:06 pm

    Amazon has recently opened a million square foot distribution center in Mexico. For the past couple of weeks I’ve been buying taps, TV’s, bedding, etc. and most of it gets here to Cancun promptly and at great price (ie: 2 – 3 days after I opened a prime account). THIS is a real game changer! No more going shopping ALL DAY and going to 8 stores to find something.

    • December 26, 2017 / 8:16 am

      I have been LOVING (I also opted for prime), and wish I would have utilized it more for Christmas. We had to visit 10 places before finding Christmas lights (apparently they sell out at least a week before Christmas). I’ll def be using it more.

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